You’ve got mail!! and YOU SUCK!!!
I started up my computer this morning, waited for the usual updates, virus checks, etc.. Then opened thunderbird (my email client), and of course I got some new mail to read.
After searching through all the Penis enlargement emails, viagra emails, refinancing emails, free prizes and a nigerian minister who needs me to put $60million into my account for him. Oh not forgetting I won $1.5billion in a lottery I didn’t enter (not sure how to spend a billion dollars yet, I will wait till it arrives before spending it as im still waiting on the $11million I won last month).
Anyway, after I waded through those, I spotted an email with the subject ‘You Suck’ at first I thought maybe some russian woman who wants to find love was annoyed because I didnt reply to her last email, but no… It wasn’t. In fact it is my first piece of hate mail, its a special day for me as I haven’t received any before for Getburied.com. Basically, I suck because I don’t like Kate Nash and supposedly she is the best artist to grace this planet and I am just jealous (I posted about Kate Nash a while back, and her lack of talent).
I imagine you are all astounded at just how big GetBuried is getting, but that isn’t all, not only did I get that hate mail, I got another. Yes, thats right, two hate mails
I imagine lots of you are now planning to flood my mailbox with hate mails because your jealous that I received hate mail. If you do hate me that much, please please just post a comment instead, then everyone can read it.
Thanks for your support, see you next time ![]()
“After searching through all the Penis enlargement emails, viagra emails” I get like 20 emails like that every day and I wonder if there is something wrong with us that they know and we are not aware of! lol I’d like to change them for hate emails if possible
Gosh! I AM jealous and am going RIGHT NOW to my blog to post something about Kate Nash’ lack of talent (by the way, just who IS Kate Nash?)
Keep up the good work! Hate mail means you’re succeeding! After all, nobody hates a nobody.
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Congrats! I’ve yet to get official “hate mail”, but one of my early posts was censored by Blogger! [I smiled about that one for days] Keep annoying people. Otherwise, why chew through the leather straps in the morning…
You can always send them to meee!